What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 02:30

Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
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They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No, not a chance
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
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